I want to buy a dog and name him Cat Stevens

I want to buy a dog and name him Cat Stevens

If I had it my way I’d be happy… the fountains would run rampant with gallons of a certain diet caffeinated beverage, the gym would be free and cigarettes would be better for you then vitamin C. Hugs would be given away like sunshine while kisses would still cost 7 dollars. Road trips would be a weekly mandatory task, the destination not being the goal but rather seeing the road less travelled.

I want to buy a dog and name him Yusuf Islam

If I had it my way guitars would tune themselves and we would have the option of buying our shoes broken in. Saturday would come twice a week and Sammy Hagar would still be with Van Halen. Writing would be fun again, the pen would never run out of ink and the lead would never break. Being happy with the small things would be good enough, like Don Quixote we would chase our windmill until our last days, then be happy that the windmill never had legs

My dog would sing Cats In The Cradle

If I had it my way we would spend more time with the people that matter most and get re-acquainted with old friends. You wouldn’t feel like a sucker, even after being on the receiving end of a punch of the same name. People might remember rock and roll. A knickname would mean something, eggnog would be available all year round and I wouldn’t have to pretend to like Christmas.

My dog would change his spiritual beliefs and sing songs with a political agenda

If I had it my way Sam Beckett would find his way home, David Banner would find the peace he is looking for and Archie Bunker would open his mind… if I had it my way I wouldn’t worry about fictional characters.

My dog would be missed by the music industry…